Big T: “Mommy, can I go to N’s birthday party?”

Me: “Yes, but it’s not today”

Big T: “why?”

Me: “Because it’s next weekend”

Big T: “why?”

Me: “I guess that’s when his mom planned the party for”

Big T: “why?”

Me: “Because that must be on or around his actual birthday”

Big T: “why?”

Me: “Because that’s when he was born, about four years ago”

Big T: “why?”

Me: “Well, his mom must have gone into labour…”

Big T: “why?”

Me: ” I don’t know why…do you know why?”